Merry Kissmyassahcanyoukah

I know that I am, oh let's say, 99% responsible for having to go out in the madness I call the department store yesterday, but, that 1% is the world's fault. For once couldn't it just revolve around me? Just for the twenty minutes it would have taken to make a few small purchases. But, throughout it all I only managed to yell at one person, telling them to kiss my ass. As you must at least do this once a holiday season. I think it is written somewhere in the bible next to the white after labor day rule. But, I will have to check on that.

The look on people's faces when you tell them to kiss your ass is wonderful. It is like a scared, shocked, and appalled look. Sort of like if you were having sex with some really unattractive fat bald guy then found yourself enjoying it but, then you looked at him again kind of look. All this over a parking space that you may say I might have taken from someone. But, hey at this time of year it is a given that the parking lot is a battlefield and you do what you do to survive. Yep, check that next to the kiss my ass clause which is next to the labor day rule.

So, I am done with shopping and I am glad of that. "Glad of that," hot damn I sound like Pollyanna. I did however, get one of my Christmas gifts early. The new video iPod that holds up to 15,000 songs. See what happens when you have been a good boy all year. You get good presents. LOL!!

Merry Christmas and please Kissmyassahcanyoukah if you will.