The purpose of the internet....

To suck you dry of all your energy. And to make you think naughty thoughts about the guy from Smallville and how you would like him to be on the menu for breakfast. Did I just write that? I think I did. I'll have Tom Welling from Smallville for breakfast and Katie Holmes from Dawson's Creek for lunch. Isn't the a sensible meal?

I knew you would agree. They are both hotter than me in a spandex dress.