Tra...la...la...

Twidle de de. Twidle de dum. Your breath wreaks of cum.

Isn't that a cute quote? I just made it up. I think that will be tomorrow's motto. I wonder if it is appropriate for the workplace?

Everything is going okay at work. I'm a superstar. I actually find this job quite amusing. The people are hilarious. But Cheryl was sick today so my cuby buddy wasn't there. Damn sinus infections. Just damn them to hell. She will be back tomorrow however. At least she better be. I called like 130 people today. Isn't that amazing. And I only got ahold of 16. So much for communication at the workplace.

Tricia....I want to test out a product...how about some chocolate body topping? I'll eat it on my ice cream and watch porn at the same time so that way it's at least semi-erotic. Whatta ya say? Oh the joy of being frustrated.