There's nothing better than....

A woman in her late 40's quoting:

"I never watched that little fuzzy motherfucker." in reference to Alf.

See the fine conversations I have with my co-workers.

Life has become more and more pleasing when you have a woman named Cheryl sitting next to you at work and cussing is her first language. Why can't more people learn curse words before English. It would make the world a better and more fucking tolerable place.

And Monday will be Attack of the Pink Fairy Day.

After an extensive love fest with myself I have to wonder if there is a place in hell for "Habitual Masturbators."