Why Tequilla is the best lay in town...

1. Anyone can have it.
2. It makes you forget that you were tired and makes you happy.
3. It only involves money for the purpose of pleasing you.

And last...

4. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy when it goes down on you.



Alcohol inhibits the language barrier

Last night's tequilla intoxication word:

Me: April why don't you buy Saramel Syrup?
April: Giggle...giggle...giggle...snort.
Me: I mean...uh..sa...uh...sara....um...caramel syrup.