Um...yeah? Ok?

Last night I had the opportunity to watch the weirdest movie I have ever come across in my 28 years and some odd months on this planet. The movie stars James Spader and Roseanna Arquette. It is called Crash. It should be called "The Scariest Weird Movie Closest To Porn I Have Ever Seen." The movie is about James Spader and his wife getting in a car accident and being seriously injured. They survive. What is on the agenda next? They get into this underground fetish society of people who have been involved in car accidents who associate sex and pleasure with car accidents. I know, right? The one guy runs his car into things and it causes him to get aroused. Roseanna Arquette has leg braces and hideous scars on her legs from her accident that she covers with fish net stockings. James Spader literally licks and kisses her scars during their sex scene. I mean this movie is so close to porn it is not even funny. If porn involved being turned on by almost dying in a car accident. I was literally thinking should I finish watching this or is this way to strange for even me to take in? Needless to say I finished watching it. There was actually a gay scene between James Spader and the Crash My Car Into Shit Guy. All this happening after they have sex with a prostitute. Yes, I am being dead (from a car accident appropriately) serious. If you are into weird shit this is right up your alley. Totally cannot get over this movie. The transvestite died with his chihuahua. Don't even ask.


Drive carefully!!