The computer is your friend...it loves you and wants to marry you!!

I have just spent the last 2 hrs. on www.ilovebacon.com !! This is sick. I'm obsessed with that damn site. Although when I got to the archive of a video with someone getting their tongue split in half I about puked! It was 59 seconds...I made it through like 20 seconds before actually realizing what the fuck was going on! It could quite possibly be the grossest thing I have everah everah seen in my life. Please if you go to the site do not watch the video. Who in the hell would want to have their tongue split in half. Ugh? (<----that sound Tim Allen used to say on Tool Time or whatever that show was called he was in).

So this brings me to the conclusion that my closest friend is the computer. Here are the reasons:

1. I like the computer, except for that tongue video so the computer is my friend who I spend lots of time with while I'm off work.
2. My computer loves me...it doesn't talk back it just takes me to places I enjoy...except for that tongue video. (And porn sites are excluded...dirrty dirrty minds.)
3. My computer keeps me engaged for hours and days at a time so the way I figure why not get married...I mean we are already engaged with one another. My computer can't do anything without me...and I can't find stuff without my computer...but I really wish I hadn't found that tongue video.

You know I have way to much time on my hands!! I guess it's better than snot!

Blogging ah go go

I've decided to blog throughout the day...because I figure that I think of something weird or interesting (at least to me) about every hour. So why not spend the day on a blogging extravaganza! All day blogging. This should be interesting. I'm getting something to drink...no food (diet...must starve oneself) and crashing in the basement for the day. After all the 78" or something like that TV is down here. TV and blogging...oh what joy!! I'm sure that I'll at least have a couple of more paragraphs to add today! Until then...bling bling on a swing swing oops the telly went ring ring!