On the record...

Underworld fucking ROCKS MY FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman can devour me at anytime. They are the most fucking hot vampire/werewolf couple I have ever seen in my life. Again I am reassured that biting is a good thing. I am so hot and bothered I need to take a shower! I must see this movie again tonight.