Equation Time!!!
What do you get when you take one Paul who hasn't been out forever + 5 Coors Light, 2 shots of Absolute Vodka, 4 Lime Jello Shooters, 1 Grasshopper Shotter, 1 Barcardi 151 & Coke, and 1 Fuzzie Navel?
Answer: A very very very intoxicated Paul who kisses a dragqueen named Brandy, kisses a dragqueen named Sophie, licks Sophie's neck and grabs her fake breast, kisses Cheri's ex-girlfriend, and then kisses Cheri's ex-girlfriend again.
Last night=Complete and udder fabulousness at Deer Park. Plus my hair and outfit were sick. Totally sick.
And I have a tan from going to Run Jane Run softball tournament during the day. Yay me...jobless but still able to make the best of it.
P.S. I only bought one beer the rest was all brought to me by other people buying me alcohol!!
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