Make up a story day

So Mytle and I decide to go to the mini mart on the corner of 5th and 5th street to buy some supplies to make a time machine. Yes a time machine. We cracked the code to the universal time agency! We can now shoot through time and space at the blink of an eye. Guess what? You have just been hit with make up a story day!! Short but effective...right?

I am so ready for summer to come now. It's way to cold out lately. I think that if possible the "United Blanket Association" should invent a battery operated heating system that we can attach to our bodies. Then we could all run down the streets with blankets and still be warm. If cold could be displayed in measures of fat then I would be like covered in it! Yes I'd be the State Puff Fat Fellow Man! All that fat gone to waste.

This leads me to the new paragraph....the Fat Bank! Angel and I have devised this plan to become vendors of fat products. The only catch is that it's human fat! We plan to move to Hollywood and start selling our fat for all those people that have to have implanted fat lips, hips, butt, cheeks, and any other body part they are lacking. You see we have an ample supply of body mass so we figure we can share the wealth and make the wealth at the same time. We will first have to start illegally and be like those "New York Sales People" that stand in Central Park selling under the cover of their jackets. Then once we get capital we could totally blow up (no pun intended) and have a franchise of fat banks throughout the world. Imagine no one would have to be bone thin...everyone could have curves. We would recruit people to donate fat. They would become the "Fat Peoples Coalition For the Future Fatness of Frail Fellows." Our motto is "Leading the World to Curves a Plenty." Hey it could happen!! Right?

Well later I'm headed to work to go bazerk!! Chow to all of those that resemble a cow!! Paul