Your body is a temple....so worship it...damnit!

So last night I was going to place and order for these Armani boxer briefs and a matching cotton/spandex blend top for $138.00! I'm so stupid. I figured that my body is a temple so I should worship it and give it what it wants. Well Armani wasn't exactly what I needed....I needed Dolce & Gabbana...DKNY...and Calvin Klein. I only spent $193.00 and got way more. I was supposed to go to Nordstroms today for their once a year sale...well that failed because it was only on women's and children's apparrell. The men's sale isn't until the 13th of June. So I went to www.solis.com !! It is great! Break it down:

2 pairs of CK's: $12.99 each instead of the Bonton's $25.00 each = a savings of $24.02 and sales tax.
DKNY Wallet: orginally $38.00...my price $18.99 = a savings of $19.01 and sales tax.
D & G Sandals: orginally $409.00...my price $149.00 = a savings of $260.00 and sales tax.

So I saved $303.03! See I'm a good spaver = shopper+saver!! And your probably like Paul you are such and idiot to pay that much for those sandals...I know...it was impluse and a credit card...what could I do! But they sandals are wonderful even though I haven't seen them in person yet!! But when you are using a interest free credit card for a year it's really not that bad!

I'm gonna own a pair of Dolce & Gabbana sandals! I can't believe it...this is my Annie moment...where I always thought it would be like Walmart shoes or Payless (which I still love)! I got treated not tricked...I got kissed not kicked...

April and I's list of midget porn that we made up!

1. We be munchin' midgets
2. Munchin' midget mania
3. Smidgin' midgets
4. We be pimpin' midgets
5. Ragu: Rich and Meaty Midgets (Inspired by a can of Ragu spaghetti sauce)
6. Mini Minute Midget Men (say that one like 3 times fast)
7. Midgets don't mate they masturbate...

Enjoy!!