When good was named Snotty Puecockis

I woke up this morning. The sun was shining. I actually woke up early enough to take my time getting ready for work. Then the realization that I had to puke kicked in and spoiled what was going to be a fabulous day. I wound up not getting to work until 1030am...well actually 1033am. And I realized that I want to go back to my old job. I'm tired of working insurance fraud at Mamsi now known as United Health Care. It is boring. It does however, offer good company and the chance to bullshit about 4 out of the 8 hours I am there. I called my old job and talked to Aleisa who is by far one of the sweetest woman I have ever known. I am hoping that I get hired back on Monday. Weird to think I will be going back for the third time. I must really be destined to work there. I hope that I get to go back.

Other than that everything else is going good. Mom paid two cars payments for me. I don't know why but she did. I did not ask. I am really a spoiled brat. I used to not think I was but I realized when my father gave me the $300 for my Louis Vuitton wallet that I was a complete and udder titty baby who gets everything he wants. And I am so grateful for that. I just got done walking two miles. It was great. The wind was blowing, my back wasn't hurting and I barely broke a sweat. And my list of fucking daily reading of the blogs list is getting out of control. I need to stop linking off of others people's pages because pretty soon I'll be online for like 6 hours just reading journals. I'm already on for like 2 hours reading and writing daily. This addicition has got to stop.

Anyway, fuck rags I have a new link for your viewing pleasure. This link is to one of the hottest guys in Ohio besides my love Patrick. So go there or I will have him kick your ass because he is way taller than me. He is 6'7". I'm only 5'10". Compared to him I'm a midget with a bad back. Get to clickin bitches.

Introducing the one and the only "Shamus.

BTW, thanks for visting the my journal Shamus and for using the word FUCK!!! Yahh...ha..ha. I'm infecting everyone with potty mouth syndrome. The world is now mine.

I probably won't be posting again until Monday because I'm headed to Baltimore tomorrow at around noonish. So everyone please have tons of sex, drink much, and post more so that I have something to come home to.

And just because I'm not finished I give you:

Random thoughts and blabberings I had today at work...and said out loud

1. I feel so sorry for old people in their 70's because they will never be able to see all the new quarters. I mean they will never get to experience the new Hawaii quarter because they will probably be dead.

2. I hope you all know that this Details magazine I have with Nick Lashey on the cover is only used for mastubatory purposes. Please don't tell me you thought I bought it for the reading material. And look I'm very neat...no sticky pages.

3. If I could be anything in the world I would so be Jessica Simpson. However, I would not have been such a dick tease. I would have been the slut she had always wanted to be. Oh and did I just call her a thing?

4. I have gotten so bad at running stop lights and stop signs. It's like I went all color blind but still see color.

5. I wonder how many women have actually slammed their nipples in a desk drawer or closed them in a hard cover book? That's when you know your tits are just to much for one hand and one bra.