Just a day...just an ordinary day...
Yesterday I never made it to the wedding. 1/4 because I was tired and 3/4 because I really didn't want to go. Yeah I'm coming out. I didn't want to go. Actually I had no desire to buy someone I barely know a wedding present and pretend I'm having a great time. So instead of going to a wedding I headed up to April's and we headed to Virginia to go shopping. They now have Super Targets. I'm like totally freakin.
I bought myself a new chenille throw, a birthday card with Martha Stewart on the front and ideas for crafts on the inside (not typical crafts), Hello Kitty Lip Balm in 6 flavors, The Simple Life on DVD, a cherry coke and The Last Samurai on DVD. Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are now my new role models. I mean if given the chance don't tell me you wouldn't be some heiress twit with endless cash flow and a jet setting life. Because you would so take it just like me. Except I would be Nicole Ritchie because she has curves unlike Paris Hilton who is a walking upside down mop...with way over processed hair.
At any rate, I'd be having more fun if I were them today than myself. Today is just an ordinary day.
1 Comments:
i would definitely want to be a heiress twit. also, a slut. paris knows that everybody is jealous of her, that bitch.
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