Hey Cuteness



I am really freaking out about these puppies. They are the cutest thing to come up on the internet in a long time. I really would love to be able to get a friend for my precious Amelia. And one of these would be perfect. Actually, both would be perfect to add to the Paul's Chihuahua Fund. Someone please buy me them. I am not asking for much. Really.

My father decided that we needed to go to digital cable. I picked up the boxes on Monday afternoon and he installed them yesterday. Now I know that it does not take a rocket scientist to operate a television but this whole digital cable is just too much. I am terrified at the fact that you have porn right there. It can be ordered 24 hours a day. I am not afraid of porn however I am afraid that I will hit a random button on this torture device they call a remote controller and blam...bumping nasties on the screen for a low price of $14.95. I think I am going to try to program it so that it cannot be ordered. Like parental control. I mean I am not even interested in the porn they have to order. It actually has women in it if you can believe that. Who wants to see vaginas? Not me. I did however program my favorite channels but have yet to figure out what that does. I programmed Lifetime, MTV, Vh1, and Disney Channel. When I hit the FAV button on the t.d. it does nothing. I was expecting something but I got nothing. I do have HBhoe, Skinamax, and Hoetime now. I have never had these channels and I must say I am excited to be able to watch movies that have been out for the past 30 years. And hopefully some repeats of QAF. I just bought season one on DVD. The cable company makes digital cable out to be like some fantastic adventure. Well I will pass because all it has done is made watching television a chore.

Lawd help me!