We the People

Temptation. You know how when you read a sign that says "Do Not Enter" or "Employees Only" you want to enter that area or pretend for a second that you work at the massage parlor you are at collecting your monthly dose of herpes so that you can enter the restricted area? Why is it that we always want to do exactly what the sign says not to do?
For instance with children when you tell them do not walk on the floor it was just mopped and they get that evil look in their eyes and put just one toe on the floor. You little bastards. Whip their ass.

The whole point of this is that on the Fed-Ex truck this morning there was a slot for envelopes and above it is read "Do Not Place Hazardous Materials." They are just giving me...I mean crazy psycho killer people the extra budge to do it. Do not put things like that around the general population because you are more than likely to get someone that wants to do it just because it says not to do it.

You know that you have been there too. When you tell your boyfriend "No you can't just stick it in a little" and he some how manages to stick it in until it rams out your mouth. But that is a whole different topic.