Um...yeah? Ok?

Last night I had the opportunity to watch the weirdest movie I have ever come across in my 28 years and some odd months on this planet. The movie stars James Spader and Roseanna Arquette. It is called Crash. It should be called "The Scariest Weird Movie Closest To Porn I Have Ever Seen." The movie is about James Spader and his wife getting in a car accident and being seriously injured. They survive. What is on the agenda next? They get into this underground fetish society of people who have been involved in car accidents who associate sex and pleasure with car accidents. I know, right? The one guy runs his car into things and it causes him to get aroused. Roseanna Arquette has leg braces and hideous scars on her legs from her accident that she covers with fish net stockings. James Spader literally licks and kisses her scars during their sex scene. I mean this movie is so close to porn it is not even funny. If porn involved being turned on by almost dying in a car accident. I was literally thinking should I finish watching this or is this way to strange for even me to take in? Needless to say I finished watching it. There was actually a gay scene between James Spader and the Crash My Car Into Shit Guy. All this happening after they have sex with a prostitute. Yes, I am being dead (from a car accident appropriately) serious. If you are into weird shit this is right up your alley. Totally cannot get over this movie. The transvestite died with his chihuahua. Don't even ask.


Drive carefully!!

Am I Good Or What?

This week was pretty busy at school. A lot of clients and a little amount of time to work on our worksheets. I found out today that I am pretty good at color. That is what I want to specialize in and boy have I been getting experience. The instructors keep giving me color because they feel that I have a real knack for it and the fact that I do not do it in a messy manner. I am very clean and precise. So, I guess I have found my niche in the world of cosmetology.

Taste the rainbow...lol.

A Lesson Learned

Highly irritated. That is my current mood. I can't exactly say why but, trust me if you were to know the reason you would be just as irritated. I do not understand how someone can be so selfish that they would endanger other people. Especially the reason for them being angry. It is absolutely pathetic. I mean pathetic. I just hope that I never hear about this situation happening again because then I will be forced to divulge the details to people I know will take care of it. It is really hard to not say anything at this point to those people because I gave my word that I wouldn't. I know that sometimes it is better to override that promise but, I am sure that this person can handle the situation and will handle the situation if it happens again. She better or I will have to hurt her. LOL. So, if you happen to read this just know that I am there for you and like I told you today you call me if anything like that happens again. I know the perfect place to hide the body. Just kidding. I think that prison would be a far worse punishment.

Do The Roach

Today at school I was washing towels in the dispensary. Well I go to take them out of the washer and next to my hand is a roach. What you say? A roach? Yes bitch...a cockroach. I called a friend in to help me with it because I am terrified of bugs. Well Tara proceeds to swat at it and slaps me in the face with a towel. I jump back...she jumps back and shrieks...we scare a client. Needless to say it ran down into the washer but we managed to get it out and I killed it. And, yes I did rewash the towels. I am proud of myself though when I first saw it I did not scream like a girl or faint. There is a first time for everything.

Milian

Can I just start by saying that The People's Court is absolutely one of the most wonderful things in life? Because it is. I remember when the other judges were on there. They were poking their big toe on the border of death and at other times were being cut out of a sinking desk with the jaws of life with only the promise that someone would be kind enough to give them the breath of life if needed. In essence they were boring. But, the fiesty Judge Marilyn Milian has taken over for some years. Might I say that I truly enjoy her. She totally rocks my world. Her little Spanish quips and demanding personality are great. Like if someone calls her mam'...oh hell no..."It is Judge...I don't wear this robe for nothing." I like how she calls people out on things. She does not hesitate for a second to call someone scum, trash, a manipulator, or whatever other term defines her impression of them. I am totally in love with this woman. Not in the jumping of the bones way but just the "I think you are my new best friend" way.

She would be awesome to have as a friend.

Yet for some reason you would have to be a little afraid of her that she would hurt you during a game of volleyball.

"Take that bitch. Le es cierto desordena alrededor con la mujer equivocada en este tribunal. Gobierno en un lejos. Agáchese."

And with a flick of the wrist she spikes the ball directly at you and breaks your nose. But, you are still happy to be her friend.

I know. I know. Stop licking the walls. The paint is actually hurting you.

You Want To Talk About A Long Time

It has been over a year since my last post. I have never forgotten that I had my blog I just moved on to MySpace. Yeah, I am a traitor. A lot of things have changed in my life since last year. I got hurt at work and trust me my back is worse than ever but, somehow I am managing to get through it. I left Shepherd University because of the millions of years I would be there due to them only offering certain classes every year and a half. I enrolled in Cosmetology School and I am loving it. I have always loved doing hair. I know how stereotypical. But, it is what I want to do and I am not looking back. I am on the clinic floor so this pretty much feels like a full time job. I am hoping to graduate by January or February and start my job at Hair Cuttery by then. If all goes well at State Boards. That is a bitch I can assure you. First of all it is 6 hours away. Come on man we are students it is not like we have tons of money laying around. Get me! And with gas prices I may have to start walking now if I want to get there. But, other than that things are going smoothly. I was thinking that I really needed to get back to my roots and start blogging again. Granted it is not going to be all crazy like before because let's face it when you are heavily on drugs you write some crazy shit.

Oh and the biggest changes I left out: Cheri and I are stronger than ever as friends!! I am so happy to have her back in my life. And I am a godmother (father) to April's baby...Chloe!!

A New Leaf

I hope that everyone has had a great new year so far. Not that we are that far into the new year but hey it can't hurt to wish everyone a good third day.

So far so good here. I have just been really busy with work and all. I have started studying for my Wacel exams so I can get myself certified when it comes to running the lab. This stuff is so boring. Anyone that thinks reading about concrete and the procedures on how to take concrete samples properly is seriously delusional in my book. It is hard for me to stay awake reading the material that I have to read. I tell myself that I just need to get through it and that I will get through it. Does it happen? Of course not. I would rather be reading a Sweet Valley High book. And that doesn't say much. What an upgrade right?

Cheri and I have yet to talk. I am truly happy that the friendship is over with. There is only so much time and effort one can put into working on a friendship and I must say that if the investment time for this friendship were a credit card I would be maxed out. There is no more stress to deal with when it comes to her. I truly believe that she thrives on it. The more drama in her life the better she feels because she wants everyone to feel sorry for her and give her their attention. I have better things to pay attention to at this point. My career and trying to get my certifications is high priority. Also, trying to pay off my debt.

So as the new year begins to roll by I am taking my friend Catriona's advice and turning over a new leaf.