Take A Little Trip

So last night I went to pick my father up to go pick up our dinner and as he was coming out of the house he fell on the porch. I thought he was just sitting down but it turns out that he really fell. So I sat in the emergency room until 1:00 a.m. with him to find out that he had a severe ankle sprain.

Oh what fun!!

Sleeping Beauty

So as most of the universe knows I do not sleep much. In fact, I spend most of the day and night awake. However, last night I crashed. I got home from work at around 6:00 p.m. and by 6:20 p.m. I was fast asleep in my bed and did not get up until 6:45 a.m. this morning. Now there could be two explanations for me being tired. First, could be that I only slept about 2 hours the night before. Second, could be that I am not feeling well. And it was confirmed this morning that I am not feeling well. I have managed to pull every muscle in my chest from the annual Toilet Olympics. You know throwing up really isn't that bad when it is a normal type of throwing up. But, when you get into the "way deep down in my soul" type of it is not pleasant at all. It takes your breath away, you get tightness in your chest, pull muscles, start crying (but not on purpose it is from the pressure), get a runny nose. Basically, it is ten minutes of the flu but ten times worse. So, here I am at work and I have to say that I am still extremely tired but, I am feeling better.

Enough complaining already. I know I know.

Thanksgiving went well this year. We had way too much food. I am really hoping that for Christmas we have a different type of cuisine. I get tired of all the same things year after year. I think that we should have an Italian Christmas or Chinese Christmas. Something different and more enjoyable. Since I am getting older or aging...not that I am old by far...I really don't get excited about the holidays any more. When I was a child of course I used to be head over heels in love with the holidays. When I was 18-23 I really used to enjoy them. I enjoyed them even more because I was able to buy presents for everyone. And now, for the past couple of years it is just blah. I guess everyone goes through this. I am not sure. The holidays seem more like a hassel than anything. Who feels like cooking for two days, have the house torn apart by family, and then have to clean it all up on your own? Not I. But, I do enjoy the company and the conversations. This year was a little weird with my grandfather not being there. For those of you who don't know he died when I was going to rehab. I just miss him whistling like a bird or yelling at the kids to calm down. But, he was there in spirit.

When I went to my grandmother's house a couple of weeks ago talk about awkward. Whenever I used to walk into the house I was greated by the television blarring because my grandfather could half hear. Now going into the house it is silent. And when I say silent I mean you could hear a pin drop. And the sad thing is that the television I would hear would be on the second floor not the first. I kept looking in my grandfather's chair in the living room expecting to see him but he wasn't there. So that is where I sat for most of the visit and talked to my grandmother about him. You learn so much about a person when they are gone. It is like they existed while they were here on earth but when they leave their story just begins.

Hope everyone had a great holiday.

And from the Downward Dog we go into the Turkey Style Position

So, Thanksgiving is tomorrow. It seems like it was just here. I am really not that into Thanksgiving considering the origin of the holiday. Okay, let's battle with the Natives and then screw them with beads and trinkets and then have them cook us dinner. Whatever.

On to more important news...I have decided that I want a ballgown. I am not sure why but I think that it could prove to be fun and may come in handy one day. I informed April of this last night and I am sure that she thinks I have lost my mind. But, as we all know I never had one to start with.

Work is going well. I am planning our Christmas party. We are having it at Maggiano's in Tysons Corner and I am mucho excited. Aside from that I am currently working on the floor plan for our new building that we will be moving into shortly. I have to lay the place out, get carpet put down, have it painted and do the shopping for decorating. All in all with trying to run the office, do our marketing (and this requires lots of time), and planning the move and fixing up of our new office I am very busy. I will be hiring an assistant soon. Me with an assistant. How GLAM!!!!!!!!

Anyway I leave you with the uglies picture I could find of a turkey!

Pop and Locks It Like It's Hot...Locks It Like It's Hot

Yeah my posting skills over the ages has seriously diminished. I do have an excuse however, with my new job I have very little time to do anything but work and then go home and go to bed. But, I said to myself today...and since I am the only one in the office today "Damn it you will post today. Whether you like it or not...oh wait why are you yelling at yourself?" So here I am posting. It has been a long time since I haven't been high and I am good with that. I am just glad that I have gotten over it and moved on. I have a lot to look forward to right now with the new job. I am officially an Office Manager and Marketing Assistant. And just imagine that all of this has been possible without finsihing college yet (which I will do one day). I have managed to land this job with my "SKILLZ"...lol!!! I guess working since I was 14 has paid off in some form.

I got an email from my friend Manieka today. I am so giddy to hear from her. She leads an amazing life even if she doesn't want to admit it. I mean living in Cannes...um hello!! I am hoping that we can get together while she is in the area before she heads back to WVU.

In other breaking news my fingernails have become a topic of debate again. My parents say that they look like girls fingernails because they are longer than most. Put I love them. They are not painted or anything. They are filed and buffed (which gives the illusion that they are painted but that is besides the point). When I get tired of them I will cut them. Until then I will be the boy who has girl fingers. Plus it feels really good when you have to scratch you head because it feels like you are being treated to a wash from your local shampoo girl.

I will be leaving for Baltimore next weekend to finally go to my grandfather's grave. I am nervous but it is something that I really need to do.

I will then be leaving for Raleigh, NC soon to open up our new shop. I should be there for sometime. Hopefully, things will go smoothly and I won't have to tell the people of NC to kiss ass. No offense to those of you from NC.

Also, I want to get a customized license plate and I am stealing one of April's catch phrases. It shall read "URADFC." What does this mean? I can see the anticipation in your eyes. It means "You are a D F C." And then I will get April to get "UDFCFC." What does this mean? Look at the frustration you have in figuring this out? It means "You D F C F C."

Okay...okay...here is the answer: "URADFC" = You are a dumb fucking cunt. LMAO
Ready for the next answer: "UDFCFC" = You dumb fucking cunt first class. LMAO x 2.

I will post later. Hope all is well with everyone.