Good Eve Bitches...

Yeah I know I promise to write all this bullshit and I don't. I have it in my journal journal so I will update this weekend with everything else. Here is a quick overview.

Quit my job on Monday and started a new one on Thursday making $7000 (as of this morning 9-28-06 it is now $10,000...I can't believe it either) more a year.

Had to postpone job until Monday as April went into premature labor.

Go three hours to Morgantown to the West Virginia University Hospital on Thursday. Get up there and entertain a very not happy April with her mom.

Friday...waiting to hear if the baby's lungs have fully developed or if she has to try to hold off on the delivery if possible. Get test results back and they are no good...to much vagina mucus in them!! LOL.

At noon on Friday April starts to feel really bad. Back is killing her. By one we find out she is six centimeters dialated. Twenty minutes later to eight. Twenty minutes later to ten. Twenty five minutes later baby Chole ChristaMarie C. is birthed. She weighed 4 lbs. and 14 ozs. and was 17 1/2 in long. Black hair and blue eyes. Lungs are perfect.

Come home Friday evening.

Saturday I spent with Mom buying more baby clothes for April and getting some new Calvin Klein jeans. Yes people yours truly can fit in Calvin Klein jeans now. Went and saw The Covenant. Fucking hot hot hot Caleb (Steven Strait...who I wish wasn't). Oh my lawd!!

Sunday went to the Arts and Crafts festival with Mom and Cheri. Ate. Shopped. Went to Urgent Care because I have a rash on my legs. Gross!

It is healing.

Started awesome paying job today!

Night Bitches!!

Riddle Me This...

What has 13 cop cars, 1 ambulence, a coroner, evidence bags, yellow tape, a dead body, and happened at 1:00 a.m. this morning?

My next door neighbors who were busted for drugs and someone either was murdered or overdoesed.

I can't wait to find out the details so that it makes staying up until 4:00 a.m. worthwhile. You know sitting on the back porch smoking cigarettes, doing tons of crossword puzzles, listening to the police conversations, and seeing dead people is all in an afternoon in my world.

Now when I tell people about what happened last night I am sure that they will think I live in the Ghetto of West Virginia. That is totally not the case. Totally.

I will update you when I get the update. Mmm'kay?

Hello my name is Paul. What's your favorite color? (Writte on September 13, 2006)

Well I went to the back doctor today. Nothing new. Same old same old. The only thing that has happened is that my feet, ankles, and legs are swollen/retaining fluid. I sound like either an old lady or a pregnant woman. LOL. I am retaining water like a well. They hurt too. I kept them partially propped up all day. Even during my training at work. I was told to buy Midol as this has a diuretic but I just bought some over the counter water pills. I hope they work. I have not heard anything from the new job. I find this extremely rude as I was told I had the job. All that had to be done was to negotiate my pay and what not. I am going to call them tomorrow and find out what is going on. You don't just do that to someone. Especially when the person is very much interested in the job and you have already offered them the position. I believe more and more employers are becoming careless in regards to how they handle new employees and letting them know one way or the other if they truly have the job or not. That does not send a good message to the person who is seeking a job with said company. But enought complaining. I am very greatful for what I do have. A good job (yes things have managed to correct themselves). Great friends. Even though they are few. A very caring family. And the world's most loving, generous, forgiving, helpful parents anyone could ever ask for. Yeah I may not treat them the best at all times but when it comes down to it I love them more than they know. Can't stand to be away from them for very long. Yes I am still that baby that clung to them for dear life and I love it.

And to top my day off I had training on our new software at work. You talking about boring. It would make the dead rise just to die again from the sheer boredom. I am seriously not joking. But I did treat myself to a new movie today. "The Witches of Eastwick". I have never seen it and I have been on a Cher movie kick lately. Especially the movie "Mermaids". Love it! Winona Ryder is so good in the movie. Also Christina Ricci is so cute and funny. I love the part when she is walking into the kitchen with a carved pumpkin on her head. And she yells "Rachael Flax" and falls to the floor.

I hope Eastwick is worth my $9.99 plus tax. So far it reminds me of "The Craft". Well I am off to lay down and eat some Peel and Eat Twizzlers. Yum-O!!

In Search Of...(Writting on September 12, 2006)

Well I interviewed for a new job two days ago. the position is Lab Manager and the work is constant as well as fun. Yes entering lab data on concrete and soil is actually enjoyable. I am not sure if I have it yet but I am hoping for the best. So cross your fingers for me and as in the movie "My Best Friends Wedding"...

"The moment I wake up,

Before I put on my make-up,

I'll say a little prayer for you."

Oh by the way Seattle was extremely enjoyable. Now we all know Seattle's weather usually is rainy, foggy, and to be completely honest...Depressing. Yes with a capital "D". However this years visit was crazy beautiful. Eighty to eighty-five degrees with no humidity the whole duration of my trek to the west coast. But enough about my vacation I will fill you in on another day. I want my post about my vacation to be good so I plan on writing it out first.

Well I apologize for being so short with my post today but it is already eleven o'clock and I have to be up to go to work at 5:15 a.m. so you can see why this post is ending in...5...4...3...2...1.

Zero Bitches!

P.S. Last thing...well it must not be that important or a lie because this tired Prince cannot remember what in the world he was going to write.

P.S.S. Flying sucks as there is no room in coach. I cannot afford to fly first class. Turbulence makes me pee a little (just kidding). No movies or good food/snacks. No knitting or crocheting stuff allowed on the plane. I could have had a scarf done for April's baby when she decides to make her debut. But, I guess we all knew it would eventually come to this.

Oh and my tooth is hurting so bad it keeps me awake all night and makes my parents think I am on "the drugs" again. Totally not the case. Lord let there be a good job offer awaiting me sometime in the near future. Preferably by tomorrow morning or at least by lunch time. I really hope I get something soon because my current job is getting a little bit of a bad working environment. People gossiping, creating lies, and just being shady backstabbers. They eat you up to your face and stab you in the back. With a spoon at that! Shut up Paul it is bedtime and a tired Paul is not a happy Paul.

Smooches Bitches!

Gay Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray up, Bitch."