Happy Bloggaversary!!

That's right bitches it has been two years today that I started my journal or blog. I cannot believe it. I could never keep a hand written account of stuff so I'm proud of my two year mark.

Anyway, I have been out every night since Friday. Friday I went to D.C. to Nation of a rave. Saturday I went to Deer Park in Hagerstown. Sunday was Rockville, Frederick for a movie, and Deer Park for the Family Affair Drag show. Monday was Hagerstown for some drinks at Maloo's Bar for Suzanne's birthday. I'm wore the fuck out.

On a better note, I have a job interview on Thursday in Falls Church. I have an interview in Rockville at a legal firm this week and my father is ready to divorce my mother. Other than that nothing else to report.

And people wonder why I'm fucked up in the head.

Always a Catch 22

So I have the opportunity to have a job by next week. It is working retail. The wage is okay for the field however, you have to wait 6 months to qualify for benefits and then you have to pay them on your own.

Now here comes the twist. I have an opportunity to work in Rockville, MD at a law firm being a legal secretary. The job as of now is not guaranteed. My Aunt Velma got me the hook up with an interview. The lawyer wants to get rid of his current secretary who supposedly does an awful job....i.e. always late, on personal calls, and on and on. So my Aunt thinks I have a great chance at getting the job.

Do I take the not so fabulous job and then quit if I get the other? Now mind you I have a very close friend who works at the non-fabulous job that I am close to. Do I do this to him? Or do I say fuck it and wait for the interview with the law firm? Either way I'm screwed. I could have a job that I would have to quit if I do get hired at the law firm or I could not take the job and not get the job at the law firm.

Damned Catch 22 always making me distressed. I need a vacation and a cosmo to go with it.

In Review

Somehow I managed to survive my weekend in Baltimore. I went down to go out with my cousin Stacy for her 25th birthday. Let's just say that I was in more of the party mood than she. And I managed to get my cousin Allan's girlfriend blitzed. Her and I double fisted drinks all night.

I am recovering from getting on the pool table and jumping into a basketball court game thingy. All in all it was a great time. I have about 5 bruises to show for it but I feel like an old man because my body is achey.

Anyway, still jobless here. Still looking.

Equation Time!!!

What do you get when you take one Paul who hasn't been out forever + 5 Coors Light, 2 shots of Absolute Vodka, 4 Lime Jello Shooters, 1 Grasshopper Shotter, 1 Barcardi 151 & Coke, and 1 Fuzzie Navel?

Answer: A very very very intoxicated Paul who kisses a dragqueen named Brandy, kisses a dragqueen named Sophie, licks Sophie's neck and grabs her fake breast, kisses Cheri's ex-girlfriend, and then kisses Cheri's ex-girlfriend again.

Last night=Complete and udder fabulousness at Deer Park. Plus my hair and outfit were sick. Totally sick.

And I have a tan from going to Run Jane Run softball tournament during the day. Yay me...jobless but still able to make the best of it.

P.S. I only bought one beer the rest was all brought to me by other people buying me alcohol!!

And my father still hasn't figured it out...



Anywho, off to apply for more jobs....I think I'm up to around 35-40 job postings. Yay me....haven't gotten one damn response yet. But hey I need to be patient.

Tomorrow's Just Another Day...


And the only thing I can ask myself is if I really want to see it?

They always say things can get worse...next I'll be expecting my dick to fall off. Jobless and still looking here. I've applied for 8 jobs so far. Please send out a little wish that I get a callback on one of them all of my blogger friends.

Sorry for lack o' comments on others pages but I have been busy looking for employment.

P.S. Shamus....I didn't get to get much money from work since I was fired so I'll be sending you as much as possible for the marathon.!!!!!!

Jobless

I am at the current moment. I got let go about a little over 24 hrs ago. Reason being, my manager said that my other co-workers saw me more as a threat to the team than a team member. They said I was too productive and that while they enjoyed me helping them out by doing their work that it made them feel inferior.

In a way this is a good thing because it just proves I rock. In a monetary way it sucks. I'm off to take a Librium to relax and go up April's house.

I can't believe the people and manager I worked with are such assholes. Plus the company that hires for Schneider National is not hiring for them any longer due to too many complaints from employees that deal with my old manager John L.