If the Sandman offered counciling I would awake more

So this title is sorta on the borta of one of Katasha's little quotes...but I like it! So I really was going to go to college today but I got sleeptracked and didn't. If the Sandman offered counciling I would be awake more....really! I'm not crazy I promise. I had full intentions of getting my education on today and I did. I have perfected today's lesson of: HOW TO AVOID A BORING ASS DAY AT COLLEGE W/O EVEN OPENING YOUR EYES UNTIL 2PM!! (*Note: The words are in all caps to emphaize(<----this is why I need to go to school I can't even spell today) like some godly voice speaking it in some frightening fashion.) I believe I may of suffered from 24 hr fatigue syndrome...I've decided that being your own doctor is way less expensive than using a real one plus you always have excuses on hand. "It's so much easier than going to the salon."

If my butt were big would my lips ketchup?

This is definitely a Katasha quote/question! So I've decided that people with big butts have the advantage of having junk o' trunk syndrome. But they also have a full upper lip. So if my butt were big would my lips ketchup? I think that they would. Then I would be dead sexy. Angel, and Constance are always looking for my lip but it always seems to never be found. I think it's just that my lip is smarter than them. But sshh...don't say anything! Just kidding you gals! Actually I know that my upper lip is smarter than you gals!! Just kidding...!! Either Laura or Constance's butt has eaten my lip...(*Note: My lips have not been near Constance's butt...LMAO) or Angel's head's gravatational pull has ripped what little bit I have into its black hole. Who knows? I wonder what someone would look like if they only had a bottom lip? Duh...Me!!

Make up some more lyrics day

All you fatties pop your tummies like this
Shake your flabby ass don't stop don't miss
All you fatties pop your tummies like this
Shake your flabby ass don't stop don't miss
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it now
Eat it good, suck them bones just like you should
Right now clean it good, suck them bones just like you should
My back, I broke
If I eat one more thing I'll have a stroke.

My neck, my back
Eat me a Wendy's doublestack
My neck, my toe
Eat a ring ding or ho ho
My neck, my ass
I multiplying my mass
My neck, my nose
I'd even eat some panty hose.

First you gotta put you mouth up to it
Don't stop just do it do it
Then you roll your tongue from the back up to the front
Then you eat it up til it's up and gone biggie
Make sure you keep gaining pounds biggie
All over your body and stuff
Stretch marks so me so much love
The best fat come from a bank
The fat good fat is thick and long
Slow eatin til the crack of dawn
On the bed eat cookies and stuff
Through the night gainin' so much tub
Dead sleep when the sun come up!

So eat it now
Eat it good
Eat the T-bone just like you should
Right now eat it good
Eat the person just like you should

My neck, my leg
I need some food and a keg
My neck, my ear
Give me betsy or a deer

You might be thin, & look like trees
But fuck that skinny get on your knees
Fat girl here needs to eat
Fat misses know what I mean
At the Grub so fresh so clean
Skinny hoes hatin guys watchin me
So fat in the line so not lean
With a turkey in my mouth so mean
I gotta pick which biggie I need
To take me to the sto' to get some feed
Try me I'll make you see
You skinny bitches ain't got shit on me!

So eat it now
Eat it good
Eat that turkey just like you should
Right now eat it good
Now eat this pussy just like YOU should!

My neck, my back
Skinny boy likes to eat my fat
My neck, yo' stack
Once he's went fat he ain't comin' back!!

TADA!! That took some hard work!! Hope you all enjoy this...This goes out to my Tub o' rific ladies out there!! Be a tubby boy makes me realize that tubby girls need lovin' too! Bye...Paul

My Neck...My back

Have you ever just woken up and were like..."oh my God my whole body is a under attack?" Well I did this morning...I had this dream that I was in this Political class and that some heated debate came up and I wound up getting into a fight with the professor. I kicked some ass but was worn out from the battle and came home and went to bed. And guess what? I must of been pulling some moves in sleep because I feel like Khia. The only part of Khia I feel like is Neck and Back. Because damn if I felt like the rest of her or the way she looked I'd have ended it all this morning. I have some new song lyrics to my neck and my back that I would love to share with you today.

Make up some lyrics day

First I got to put my iron up to em'
Don't stop just do em' do em'
Then I press the steam
Titty stretch marks aren't the thing

Then I gotta suck it in til' I can fit into them baby
Make sure I keep bustin' seams baby
All over the place and stuff
Cracked teeth nappy hair lookin so so rough
Through the night makin so much love
Man missin in my fat and stuff

So tuck it now
Tuck it good
Tuck my flab just like I should
Right now tuck it good
Tuck my flab just like I should

My neck...my back
I can't see my coochie or my crack
My neck...my back
Can I get another Wendy's bigstack!

Tada!! It's he lovely...isn't he wonderful! Yes...I am I know it...Later people sittin on the steeple! Paul

Prozac Anyone?

Yeah that's right are you in need of prozac? I am! Actually I think that I'm in need of crack! Dealing with life lately has been too much of a "Shopping Spree gone Bad." You know one of those shopping extravaganza's you think is going to be wonderful because you have that 75% off coupon and you get to the register and the sales person is like:

"I'm sorry but that coupon is not valid with the items you have bought. Please see the exclusions box at the bottom of the coupon."

Fuck the coupon...I'll pay regular price to have a regular day! Ha...ha...ha!

If Santa were a women I'd get more presents

Yes...again that's right! If Santa were a women I'd get more presents. Actually I think that I'd be a millionaire. I could be her sex kitten in exchange for winning lotto tickets. Yes...I too have a naughty side. Actually I have a lot of sides...most are comprised of fat but that's besides the point. Picture it:

Mrs. Santa Claus: Oh yeah boy put a hurtin' on me!
Me: Yes Big Momma Thang! Tap that ass!
Mrs. Santa Claus: Oh you so ba why boi! You make me feel like slummin and cummin!
Me: Oh you naughty bitch you don't get a present this year!

Okay...so that was like way naughty! But shit I've heard worse!

As they say in Abu Dabi....Kaqueramingo Saba go Saba go! Off to exploring the light pink yonder! Paul

Can you say....Belinda Carlisle was on crack in the 80's?

Well I can certainly say that she was. Do you remember that song...Oh Heaven is a place on Earth? Well I do and she was either high on crack or full of shit when she wrote it. The lyrics should of went something like this:

Oh baby fuck the world
Oh Hell is a place on Earth
They say Hell and then stress comes first
Oooo Belinda you made a fucked up verse!!

Why such the angry tone? Hmmmmm....bigger hmmmmmmmmm to the tenth cubed degree. I've decided that the "Weekend Bitch Fairy" came to visit me. Yes not just one day but two days in a row. Thank God I'm not a female who was on their rag because damn some bitches would have been blown the fuck up at work!! If not myself first!! Problem number one of 7,890! Service levels were shit fried in more shit and topped with shit covered nuts!! Shitty Shit Shittin Sundae! Not bad enough!! Desi calls out because she is sick!! I'm alone...so very alone....not bad enough....she calls out the next day and then shit levels return and then a fight!! I thought damn....Holyfield and Tyson are about to get the fuck ready to rumble. I was about to call the Animal Control because they need some type of rabeas shot or something! But I'm over it...except for some other petty shit that will be handled at a later date.

So now I have to tell you about the "Food Fairy." She came to visit me last night at Denny's....yes and she made me dump marinara sauce on myself. Fuck that veggie tale bitch!! She is so lucky that I can't have her turned into a tossed salad. I made a picture of her torturing me to send to my friend Gina in Germany! I'd tear that stupid bitch up and have her lettuce wings with some ranch dressing...and the her carrott legs with some dressing and then her apple head would be fried in butter, and her orange body dumped in the trash! Evil Hooker of Health!!

I think that someone at work has something against me! I'm going to get to the bottom of it!! Even if I have to sniff my way throught it! But actually I like this person and I'm going to have a meeting with them Friday to discuss some things!! Wish me luck!! I might sufficate!

Attack of the killer flying white napkins Part I

Angel: Can you give me a ride home Paul?
Paul: Sure get in the jeep....it's cold.
Angel: Oh it's okay why is your window fogging up?
Paul: I don't know let me turn on the defrost....
Angel: AHHHHHHHHH!!! What the fuck?

(Angel was attacked by flying napkins...they were all white...she felt threatened...she said I had to write about it! It was fucking hilarious!!! I wish you could have been there....but then again it probably wouldn't of happened if you were there.) Angel don't worry us honkies are okay...now if it would have blown up in you face and been like one of those hats we said that it looked like then you would be sushi!! But hey it was only a napkin!! Ha...ha...LMAO!!!

(*Note: Please be careful to bring in rodents or white napkins to Angel...she has a phobia for each of these...one a live animal....two a piece of dormant paper...go figure?)

Later masturbator!!!

Paul

Make up a story day

So Mytle and I decide to go to the mini mart on the corner of 5th and 5th street to buy some supplies to make a time machine. Yes a time machine. We cracked the code to the universal time agency! We can now shoot through time and space at the blink of an eye. Guess what? You have just been hit with make up a story day!! Short but effective...right?

I am so ready for summer to come now. It's way to cold out lately. I think that if possible the "United Blanket Association" should invent a battery operated heating system that we can attach to our bodies. Then we could all run down the streets with blankets and still be warm. If cold could be displayed in measures of fat then I would be like covered in it! Yes I'd be the State Puff Fat Fellow Man! All that fat gone to waste.

This leads me to the new paragraph....the Fat Bank! Angel and I have devised this plan to become vendors of fat products. The only catch is that it's human fat! We plan to move to Hollywood and start selling our fat for all those people that have to have implanted fat lips, hips, butt, cheeks, and any other body part they are lacking. You see we have an ample supply of body mass so we figure we can share the wealth and make the wealth at the same time. We will first have to start illegally and be like those "New York Sales People" that stand in Central Park selling under the cover of their jackets. Then once we get capital we could totally blow up (no pun intended) and have a franchise of fat banks throughout the world. Imagine no one would have to be bone thin...everyone could have curves. We would recruit people to donate fat. They would become the "Fat Peoples Coalition For the Future Fatness of Frail Fellows." Our motto is "Leading the World to Curves a Plenty." Hey it could happen!! Right?

Well later I'm headed to work to go bazerk!! Chow to all of those that resemble a cow!! Paul

It's all about the 360!!

Yeah that's right...it used to all be about the benjamins but now it's al about the 360 baby! Last night April and I took our jeeps 4 wheelin' in local parking lots. The snow was just right for some 360's! Actually a lot of them...like almost two hours worth. Woohoo...circles hoe! I thought though that people may get suspicious in the morning and this "Oh know the movie signs is coming true!" Snow circles it's a sign!! Could you imagine the panic if some nut case actually thought that?

Nut Case: Oh my! There is like a huge outbreak of circle-i-tis! What are we going to do?
Me: Get back in the jeeps and make squares and triangles! Duh!!

See I always have the solution for stopping world panic...or maybe I just cause it? I got in around 330am. It's now 12:51pm and my head is hurting...don't know why! I finally got an email back from Regina...my German mistress! Actually she has been my friend for like 4 or 5 yrs. She's in Germany in the Army. You Go Gina! I wish that she could come home soon so that April, her and I could get together for some of the famous "Wine Cooler Bottle Throwing at Signs" Contest. So far Gina has been the only one to ever hit a sign with a bottle...and at that she through it over top of the car and hit the sign which was located diagonal from the passengers seat she was in. That was one of the most funniest nights ever. I remember being drunk with her and doing to this boat ramp. Well you know the stupid me I go to the boat ramp and of course it's late out and the moon is out and I see a reflection and the water at the boat ramp which makes it look like it is a cliff for some reason. And I'm all like "How do people get there boats off of this cliff?" and I'm also like "Regina stay away from the cliff...where's the boat ramp?" After like 30mins I finally realize duh Paul you've been standing on the cliff/boat ramp the whole time but there is really no cliff.

Well I must say today since I forgot yesterday because I forgot it was January. Happy Birthday To Aaliyah! That's right she would have been 24 yrs. old! What a shame. But on a happier note her album and single Miss You are both #1 on the Billboard! I knew that the album could do it! Way to go Aaliyah fans for making her as strong a presence as ever!

Well I'm gonna go start gettin ready for work! I have a lot of reorganizing to do today! Kazoo my kizzer ko zinka de zey! <----------Missy Elliott! Duh? EYB ROF WON LUAP

Can you say..ZzZzZz?

Well I could if class would have been more interesting today. I almost fell asleep. I could of swore that I took like 500 sleeping pills before my last class because damn Professor Millet you have that effect. He should be the next Ben Stein or a spokesperson for Sominex. I now think that I need a cup o' coffee like triple stength. Sip...sip!! I'm better!! Well I'll write more later becaue I'm going out with Amanda and Raina for lunch. Lunch....Frederick!! Ha!! If school could be neater you wouldn't have to be a cheater!! Paul

Can you say way expensive?

Well I can! Yep...$192.50 for books today for class and only for three classes!!!! Ugh what's with this pricing shit anyway? Could I please have someone tell me because the last time I checked there was no shortage on paper making book prices go up. I had breakfast with Constance and Sarah this morning. I miss Sarah at work! She makes me laugh so much and I love to hear her laugh. I'm hoping that maybe she can come back one day even though I know she won't. The only thing I'm not missing right now is the comments she left about me on her journal. Maybe it's boredom or just a joke but I'm not sure. The only thing I have to say is that I didn't appreciate the comments because I thought that all of us were cool. But hey maybe I'm just reading too much into things. Sarah I have much love for ya! You know that. When I write I don't always include everyone. I've decided to keep our secret society off the screen because of what happened last time. Don't think that I'm not your friend because you both know that I'm there for you whenever and wherever! Much love for my sisters even though we don't get to spend much time together anymore. And as for the note thing Sarah you were on que today because damn is my hand tired. And not from masturbating...that was handled last night....just kidding...maybe...okay sort of....no for real! I'm thinking about donating sperm just to pay for college and tuition. Hey Sarah and Constance you know what? If you want you can like sell your eggs and up to 1000 dollars each. Quick money and hey it could be fun. But men only get like 200 dollars for there jism! Isn't that shitty...sticky!! Ha...haa....haaa!! Shout out to Laura "Aka Figure to kill" Hairball!! Saw her today at college. Damn Laura as I see you more often at school you seem to be lookin' better. Back that ass up girl!! Just joking...but not really!! Ass is killer!!! and not a bad package to go along with it! Well gotta go....heading to the Burg...may stop and see Sarah after I have dinner with Kylene tonight!! Toodles to oodles and noodles cuz it Ruby's Tuesdays tonight baby!!!! Paul

Can You Say Damn?

So today is the beginning of the rest of your life....at least tomorrow is the beginning of my hectic life. That's right college is back in session. Damn...damn...double damn. What the h e double curvy noodles. Ah! I don't wanna mommy can't you just hit the lottery and like let me mooch off of you for the rest of my life. Please?

I need school supplies...I don't think they are considered college supplies. If they were there would probably be a sign that said school supply section and college supply section. And of course the college supply section would be way overpriced just like the books! I think there should be a freeze on book prices to zero dollars. Yep that's right zero dollars! That way I could buy a new outfit or two for college. I could be fly and in style instead of smart and homely lookin! But hopefully everything will be okay! Wish me luck or you will suck! Paul

Can You Say Fuck?

Well I can. That was the word for work today...that is anytime the phone rang. Yeah, what the fuck do you want? Oh to cause me to have a nervous break down. Thanks and have a fucking wonderful evening. Would you like some fuck flakes to go with your milk? So Phillips lines decided to be mentally retarded today and try to fuck with me and Desi all night. And their up and their down and their up and their down. I felt like I was on a boat headed for the tropical storm "Sea sick up and down teeter totter." I thought I was going to go crazy(well crazier). But by the end of the night Amy O. was like let it ride....ha!

So Desi, April and I went to the hot spot and played some cards. It was fun and yes...yes...yes I won! Go Bomb Phase ten player boy! You are the shit in a bizcuit! Ha...ha..ha! Don't hate...congratulate! Anywho! I had a really good time tonight just the three of us chillin'! I would love to do it every Saturday but college is starting on Monday! Duh...dun...dun! So you're probably thinking is this a Noxema commerical or what! Clueless! Remember? Well I do!

Everyone tells me that I need to organize my thoughts a little better instead of blabbering like the idiot I'll never be so I'm in paragraph mode. <------See a new paragraph...isn't that just the most organized of oragami gizmo organs! I thought so! Let's recap the organizational paragraphs: Paragraph 1. Work related Paragraph 2. After work related Paragraph 3. Bullshit related. So I just found out the Maurice Gibb died from the Bee Gees. My sympathy goes out to his family and friends and fans. Rest in Peace. I'm tired. I haven't been to bed yet and it's like 6am. So let me get off of here and chill in the Notorious B.E.D.! And Angel A.K.A. Yellow Spice we gots to get the monies from Fat Banks Inc. girl...Green before Lean Girl! See you at work today hooch! Take care to the hair with some nair that's hid in yo' underwear! Later Paul

So so so so so....I'm bored and ready to collapse from exhaustion...and I've had 12 hours of sleep and am listening to bomb ass music....what the fuck Paul wake Up? Haaaaaaaaaaaa! I really need a vacation...you know? But not just the average vacation....I want a special one...here is the idea. So I decide to go back to Hawaii and I am like damn I wish I were thin so when I get off the plane people are drooling over my firm ass and tight body and out of nowhere Plastic Surgeon Genie pops out of nowhere and is standing on the plane with his full team to take on the fat that has mysteriously appeared on my body. Hell I don't know where it came from. So there I am and I have this really easy surgery on the plane to Hawaii and bam bam with a can of spam...I'm model material. So I get off the plane and everyone stops turns and collapses from my good looks! And I am like I know I would do the same because now I am thin and I can act that way. So I get to the hotel which is wonderful and everything is like perfect because I'm thin. Yes being thin is the key to perfection. And there I am on Hawaii with no one with me and I'm like shit I look good and I know this but I need to have some friends transported over to visit. And just then Travel Agent Genie pops up and he's like "Oh my god you look so good have you been to see Plastic Surgeon Genie?" I'm like no I did this on my own and I tell him to give me some of my friends and he does. Over pops Desi, April, Amanda, and Angel( to add some spice to the group). So I'm like I wish there was a club we could go to that like was totally all about pleasing us and out of nowhere Agenda Planning Genie pops up and like says "Okay I have you scheduled for dinner at the most exclusive of exclusive restaurants and then there will be a limo ride to "The All About Pleasing Paul Club" I'm like no way and the genie is like way and then he's like you look bomb how did you do it and I'm like ALL BY MYSELF and he is like no way and I'm like way! So we are all at the club chillin and I'm like I wish we had free drinks because I am really tired from dancing and need some refreshments and you guessed it Bomb Bartender Genie pops up and is like "here are the most fantastic drinks of ever and may I tell you Paul you look really good how did you do it?" And I'm like it was hard but I did it by myself!! And then we leave the club go back to the hotel and get some sleep. So then I'm like I wish I had to stop wishin for all this shit to happen and then Perfect Vacation Genie pops up and is like "Okay so you are going to have the perfect rest of your time here in Hawaii vacation and you look really good how did you do it?" And I'm like duh I did it all by myself. So the last genie distapears and Desi, Angel, April, Amanda and I spend the rest of the time on the beach and just chillin shoppin and clubbin!! That would be the bomb vacation! Ha...ha...And he's off.....................................................................................................his rocker!!! Paul

Hello everyone...well I'm had a hell of a time getting up this morning since I was out until like four in the morning! I was playing phase ten with Desi, Constance, April, Sarah, and Tasha! It was fun! Denny's was packed with a bunch of redneck bastards! They were out of their minds! I am for real. You know if they roll in from the Rainbow club they got problems! You hear me!! I'm tellin' ya don't mess with the Rainbow Coallition because they will fuck you up!! Ha...ha...well gotta head to work! Have fun ya'll at the mall while I get on the ball!!! Paul

This is an apology to my TD sisters: So I know I am the big mouth. That's the obvious...right? I hope you know that I did not mean to let the Secret Society TD Club information slip out. I wasn't thinking. Yeah that's right I wasn't thinking and didn't catch on to what was being said. The most I can say is that I'm sorry and that I really didn't mean to go that far. You know that I consider you my sisters and I care for you both as if you were blood. The most I can do is say that I am sorry and hope that you will accept my apology. I don't know I'm really upset right now so I'm like not making much sense trying to type any farther. I hate to have people mad or angry at me and it effects me where I can't get my words together. I'm at a loss for words because I can't think of another way to say what I want to say to you both. Imagine that Paul with nothing to say. I think that needs to happen more often than not. I've disappointed you both two times now because of my mouth and understand if you are upset but I'm hoping that all can be forgiven. My big brother duties are slacking aren't they....yep they sure are! I'm the dick...the one with the overflowing mouth of information...I take full credit for it. Well I really can't think of anything else to say except for I apologize and wish that I could take it back. (To all the other readers don't read into any of this because you have no idea what I'm talking about...I just ran my mouth the wrong way tonight) Love you both :() <-------me and my big mouth!! Chow or however you spell the fucking word!! Paul

So I am like totally feenin' for some club action! What the fuck? I watched Save the Last Dance last night and damn the music had me groovin' and now I am downloading like all the songs from the soundtrack. I have way to many songs like 500 downloaded songs and like 20 videos (all aaliyah). Get you heads out of the gutter...rats! I'm listening to Ice Cube...You can put your ass into it! And Crooklyn Clan...! I am dancing at the computer and typing this entry. I am on fire baby and ready to go crazy at the crubb and stuff! Shout out to Angel and Constance and Sarah and April and whoever else I'm can shout out to! Why I feel like I'm at the club! This bones is jonesin' for some dance floor groovin'! Here are some lyrics: "Don't stop get it get it! Don't stop n***a hit it! You can do it put you back into! I can do it put you ass into it! Put your ass into it...put your back into it!" Lordie Lordie child I'm about to call out of work (which you know I won't) and get my dance on! Fuck this bullshit I'm ready to back my flat saggy drawed ass up! So Constance and I were talking yesterday and I was told that you could tell how a man was in bed by the way he dances! Have any of you all heard that? Leave comments please! Because I'm afraid I'll kill the person...I can fuck em' up on the dance floor and fuck em' up in the bed if this is true! Right Constance...wink...wink! Just joking...about Constance!! Let me restart my song! Yes my song! Why has my basement just been deemed "Club Paul by Himself" (if you are thinking about masturbation that's now what I'm talking about) Sex can wait MASTURBATE! Shout out to Tricia! So I bought the new Rolling Stone Magazine and Justin Timberlake is in it and he says that he is not a big fan of masturbation...he was like it's there when you need it! Bitch please! Shut the fuck up man! You know he didn't get all those muscles from singin'! Right....right! But moving back on to Club Paul...I wish Constance was here to dance with me! or Netta! I need someone I can keep up with and they can keep up with me! Tonight Con it's on like Fat on Me! Woooohooo! Have you ever been so high off of life that it is just the most wonderful thing! Well I'm high of the thought of dancin' right now! Isn't music the bestest of the best that could be better than betterer to the bestest best besty bestful bestion bullion beefy cube. Damn I am hyper! I need to get some Ritalin! "You gotta hundred dolla bill get your hands up! Single ladies...I can't hear ya'll! All the chicken heads be quite!" Well I'm going to get the fuck up outta here and groove a little more and try to find some more songs to download...Peace Out to Perculating Pigeons! Paul (Until tonight Constance..wink)

So hello my people! I am like really tired because I've had like no sleep...but that's not my fault? No for real it's not! I couldn't fall asleep last night for the hell of me and then I decide to watch Lost Souls and had some really fucked up dreams. Especially about Desi. I tell you about one of them. So Desi and I have a child together. I have no clue why I dreamed this. But we are like happily married and have a daughter. We live in like CT or VT. I don't know why but one day I wake up and I can't see Desi's face or my child's face. They are not indentifiable. I remember getting out of bed and telling Desi I would be back in a couple minutes I was going to check on our baby girl and I find this doll that is missing it's eyes. On its forehead there is this weird symbol and it's mouth is closed. I go back to Desi tell her everything is okay and beside me is the doll but this time it's mouth is open like it is screaming. Weird Huh? I mean not being married to Desi with a child but the doll part and you know what the really weird thing is I never saw our daughter....I was in the room but she was not there...! Weird Like the twilight phone has like directed itself into my brain or something. I don't know tell me what you think I'm on alien right now so I've gotta go! Later nightmare on Helm st. Paul

Hello my bitches!! Just joking. So I'm here and in good spirits. I found a hell of a sale tonight at Wally O' Rama Mart. Movies for 4.50 each. That was wonderful. So last night was wonderful. I got pretty drunk as you can tell by the last entry. But I sobered up around 1am or so. I had lost o' funs! Ha..ha..ha..! But anyway I don't have much to talk about today plus I'm trying to type to Joyce (Crackwhore Mama) Wiltedflower! She is the one who passed out at her own party! Her bad. Later people/bitches!